Sometimes, life just doesn't go my way

Mommy said we were going bye-bye. We drove around and 3 hours later ended up right back at home without ever getting out of the car. I'm not falling for that bye-bye routine again.

I was trying to get a better look at the pretty blue light near the tv when I lost my footing, took a nose dive and landed cheek first against the edge. I did get a closer look at the pretty blue light, but now my cheek it a not so pretty shade of black and blue.

Mommy put these big clunky things on my feet. She said its to help me walk, but I can't even stand up anymore. I try and try, but I can't seem to get me feet underneath me. What a mean trick. And just when I was starting to get really good at standing too.