Bath time antics

Do you know what I love to do? Stand up in the tub and pee into the water. I really do love it, why else would I endure the nightly scolding from my Mommy for standing up? Every night is the same thing. I stand up, concentrate really hard, start peeing and then laugh as I watch it stream into the water. Sometimes I try to grab at it, but the stream always stops before I can touch it. I keep trying though, one of these days I'll get it.

Mommy tries to trick me when she is watching my hair. In order to get me to look up so she can rinse it, she asks me "where's the window". The window is on the wall, right above the tub. For months I've fallen for Mommy's trick and look up when she asks me where it was, but not tonight. I wised up. When she asked, I didn't look up, instead I looked down into the water and raised my finger to point to where I knew the window to be. I won't fall for that window trick again!