Crime & Punishment

What Mommy doesn't understand is that I like my Time Out Chair. I know that if I throw the basket of onions on the floor and don't clean them up, she's going to send me to time out. So I do it over and over and over again. I like my chair. It's a monkey chair. Sometimes I don't even wait for Mommy to send me there. I throw the onions on the floor, kick them around a bit and run to sit in my chair in the corner all the while smiling. Its the smile that frustrates Mommy most so I'm careful to never forget to add that in at the end.